JOKE: Cockney Outdoors Story

Practice and a good accent help this one.

Finally, late on a cold night in a scruffy London pub, Ira talks a wee lass into going outside with him for a little fun.  They put on their jackets and outside they go.  In a minute Ira’s got her skirt up, just a’goin’ to it, pokin’ her good.  He’s doin’ fine, then he hesitates and asks her, “I say, miss, why is yer head noddin’ up and down like that?”  “Oh, oh, Ira” she says breathlessly, “you’ve got a wee bit of me scarf tucked in.”